deadmouse:
Have I blasphemed? Is it so terrible that I will be disowned by the forum, or have I just over looked it?
Hi, deadmouse! Welcome aboard! No, you haven't blasphemed, as such, but copying and pasting of your own thread title into the box on the forum search page (link top right) gets four hits, and you'll find that using
Golden Fleece gets you more.
The potted answer is, yes, you can get the films in French on DVD, and no, it isn't available in English*.
*Correct at time of original writing, but now out of date! Widely available in English, in fantastic quality with English-language sound, from the BFI! Sequel "Tintin and the Blue Oranges" is also available.