I love those examples of (all too) literal translation!
I have a cast-recording at home of a theatrical comedy revue from the early Sixties, called Four Degrees Over, mainly written by John Gould and David Wood - now known as a children's playwrite of some note.
It contains a song, Mon Ami Françcois, apparently sung in French, and then converted back to English by an on-stage simultaneous translation; however, this reveals that it is made up of colloquial English expressions, translated word-for-word into French, and then worked back, once again, into English by the translator: "Mon ami François c'est un morceau de carte" - My friend Francis is a bit of a card "il est toujour sur la boutielle" - he is always on the bottle "comme un poisson il boit au Cochon/ et Sifflet" - He drinks like a fish, at the pig.../ ...and Whistle |